Don't take my hat off of my head, punk.
I love hats, I have an awesome hat collection that will forever keep expanding. So it is more often than not, likely to catch me out wearing one. My issue is because these hats of mine are so rad, people feel the urge to take said hat off of my head and try it on themselves. Well I say, “Keep your hands to yourselves hat snatchers!” You may ask, and I may oblige or decline your...