“The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.” —Edgar Allan Poe (via amidnightdreary)
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
- Here honey, you use the remote.
- You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
- Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
- While I’m up, can I get you anything?
- Why don’t you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
- Aww, forget Monday night football, Let’s watch The Notebook.
- Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
- We never talk anymore.
- Do you think he’s prettier than me?
- Why don’t we go to the mens room and freshen up?
- Who left the toilet seat up?
- Do I look fat in these jeans?
- I’ll have a house salad & a diet coke.